Ugh

Oh, the weight of expectation! The oppression of responsibility! The millstone that burdens poor Sigh Man and keeps him hemmed in, strung out, tied down and locked up!

They seek consultation
They pray for instruction
Sigh Man considers his moral destruction


They scream out for guidance
They beg for assistance
Sigh Man looks wistfully off in the distance

Sigh Man grows weary
Of spoon-feeding elves
Look not to me but to books on your shelves


I'm not a Messiah
My wisdom is sparse
Sigh Man fucks off cos he couldn't be arsed