Wednesday 15 February 2012

Tusk (You Mean Cock)

A poem that myself and Professor John Bird wrote in the early days of our Caledonian adventure in the autumn of 2008:

Anticipating my haggis
I walked to the 'Gents'
like an alien
 
Clippidy-clop,
clippidy-clop.
 
Guessing what melts
in an elephant's treat
 
To be served
a plate
sans haggis meat.

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